Meet our newest member of the family, "new member". He really wasn't invited to be a member of our family... but one Friday afternoon he just showed up, he used to live in St. George and I really think he would have been happier if he had just stayed there.
This is my eternal "soul-mate". He is a good man, but at times doesn't always make the best decisions. (that probably doesn't come as a surprise to many of you)
One day "soul-mate" decided to take "new member" out for a drive... I guess "new member" didn't want to go for a ride that day and just decided to stop and lay down in the middle of the road while going about 45 miles an hour. "Soul-mate" went for a ride on his rear about 97 feet until coming to a stop (and you wonder how I know 97 feet, well "soul-mate" had to go back out after the wreck and measure it with his tape measure for bragging rights). High speeds, flesh and asphalt don't make for a good combination. "Soul-mate" has some great road rash and "new member" is still in the shed in time out.... don't know that he will be coming back out soon. Anyone in the market for a dirt bike? .... or a husband? (smiles)
The best part of it all is that "soul-mate" was wrapping his wounds in Ace bandages ... he found out that he is allergic to them and broke out in hives all over his body... he's been itching like crazy for over a week. Hmmm, I guess that it what you get for not obeying your wife.